11 things girls experience when they become one of the boys

This doesn’t mean that you don’t have any girl friends. It’s just that you prefer more boys to be your friends. Less hate. Less drama.

1. More fun, Less Drama
    Guys are known to be flunky and stuffs. You won’t get bored whenever you are with them. Every minute will be filled with fun. Not to mention all the crazy stuffs you’ll do with them. Maybe a little drama will come when they are asking for love advices or if they are broken hearted, but hey, it’s not like it’ll happen every day.

2. You are their princess
  You’ll be treated like their princess, right? right?! Wroooong! Haha! Maybe a bit true at some point but sometimes they will even forget you’re a girl and bully you.

3. You are safe with them
  Whenever you are with them, you’ll feel like you have your own set of army. Your enemy, their enemy. No one can bully you, well, except them. Arggh.

4. They are too honest
  They are too honest especially about their comments about girls. They’ll say they hate girls who are so demanding, those who wear crazy make ups, so maarte etc. They will even vent out about their GFs being so suspicious about almost everything. One day, you’ll hear them say, “look at 9 o’clock, sexy hot girl in pink panties”, and I was like, hellooo, I’m a girl too, remember?

5. They can be your slaves *evil laugh*
  Since they’re too honest and trust you, you know many things about them. When you say many, you mean a lot. You know their uber duper secrets which can be used to blackmail them and make them do what you want. “I want pizza! Now!” and whoala, you got food.

6. Easy to deal with and talk to
  If you request something they can give or do, they’ll definitely give it out to you. You want food? They will give it. You want mooore food? While saying “how many worms or snake do you have in your stomach”, still, they will buy you food and when you say, you still want food (especially you on the red days), you’ll still get the food but with the “the-f*ck-how’d-you-become-my-friend” look. Haha!

7. Got a shoulder to cry on
  Not good with advices, but they are good at hearing you out. They will let you vent out. They will even let you punch them just to let all the shit life gave you go, will make you smile, and will make you feel you are a very special kind of…alien. Ugh.

8. You get bullied because they think it’s cute
  They love bullying and irritating you because they find it really cute. It's really common with guys. Like, what the hell is wrong with you guys.

9. You are an alien
  They don’t see you as a girl and neither as a boy. For them, you are an alien or a pokemon of special breed from a very far away planet.

10. What they do, you do
  Since they don’t see you as a girl but as an alien, you are required to do all things they do. They jump, you jump. They eat exotic, you eat. You are forbidden to be maarte.

11. You probably use the word GG often
  The names Mirana, Invoker, Rayleigh are familiar to you. If not, maybe you are familiar with the word GG, you are updated with NBA, know about ragnarok, final fantasy, play station and the likes. Basically, you are really being one of the boys.

I don’t know ‘bout you guys but I think the things I wrote are kind of negative? So, those are warnings. Hahaha! Just kidding! It’s a cool and funny thing though. So there ‘yah go, guys.